Respond like a cat that hates her sofa,
trespass on her laid-down-for-a-minute spoon.
Invite her for lunch, talk about yourself.
Take time out to complain about her friends.
Every time her mouth starts, make big sad eyes,
put your whole face in a little bread twist.
Ferret out her last twelve bucks. You have your reasons.
Sneeze at every moment she finds happiness.
In so doing, all blessings will be dramatically focused on you.