Shitty Roommate
He flitted through the kitchen
Then slid across the wall
A murky transparent mist
That wasn’t much at all
I even walked right through him
Feeling the air turn cold
Heard him sigh irritably
Then he became quite bold
He appeared while I showered
And again while in bed
The shadow man did not know
That he was truley dead
He follows me to the store
And when I go to work
And sometimes I think he knows
He is a fucking jerk
Now I seem to have a guest
That will not leave my home
I wish the damn shadow man
Would just leave me alone