Smudger
I knew this page of scripture well,
had copied it many times before,
but Father Midone was over my shoulder,
so it felt like twice the chore
for Father Midone seemed never pleased
by any page I had copied yet
and though he did not often speak,
Father would grab me by the neck
Midone’s finger would then point
at a tiny smudge upon the page
and I would drop my quill, humilated,
and begin to fill with rage
for I was born left-handed,
a fact I could not change,
and if a smudge did sometimes occur,
should Father act insane?
I picked up up my quill, started again,
for the page was nearly done,
then the bell announced dinner was near,
and I smudged it, just for fun
I took that page of parchment,
still wet with carbon ink,
and laid it on Midone’s chair,
hoping he would sit to pray or think
then sit, he did, oblivious,
absorbing every drop,
and as the ink dried on his ass,
he became the true dalcop
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Ha! Fun poem.
I keep wondering how long you’re going to keep the series of titles going… 😏
Thank you, Kevin. I plan to do something new each week, so this was it for the first “batch”. 🙂
I’m loving these poems and giggled openly with this one. Now I wonder what ger will be next.
Grudger?
Bludger?
Judger?
Do you have 30 udgers?
Thank you, Cathy. I don’t know if I could come up with 30 “udgers” since I’m making these poems up as we go along–probably not. But I do plan to switch it up each week.
Very interesting and playful!
Thank you so much, Linda!
Laura Foley, One…. Father fuckface, ZERO
On another note, your running theme of titles instantly made me think of Ben Stiller introducing his Globo-Gym lineup…
I love that Dodgeball film, Ryan–it’s a classic. Thank you.