Snickers
At fifty-nine years of age,
on an overnight business trip,
I shoplifted a candy bar
from the hotel kiosk,
picked up two pocketing one
as I’ve read the professionals do,
gave the night clerk my room number
and made my way back up to my floor,
mindful of the elevator camera,
prize warming against thigh,
waited for the knock on the door,
and when none came,
slowly ate the one and then the gooey other
while zoning out to ESPN, satisfied,
after all these years,
to still be learning who I am.
16 thoughts on "Snickers"
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hahahaha!
BOGO = balance restored..
Well, now they’re gonna find you! 🙂 haha
buildup to a sly challenge
Great voicing.
Love this. “prize warming against thigh” is a great detail.
This is great – I can feel the squish of that contraband!
Oh, this is certainly a sticky situation. 😉
Love this, Bill. I did not see that last line coming, and it floored me.
I agree with everyone. It’s quite the confessional. Great last line.
I kept thinking of John Turturro in Little Nicky as the butler. “I’m sneaky!” This poem is a laugh riot to me in its crazed mix of remaining hell bent on NOT asking for permission or even caring about forgiveness. In the end the voice is quite satisfied with himself. It’s decadent, impudent, and lovely at the same time. Charming and almost childlike.
A very honest and sobering poem, Buddy. We are all learning who we are (or should). Few of us, though, have your bravery for sharing.
Loved this! Had to be a Snickers bar!
prize warming against thigh indeed
I chuckled hard at this one lol
Fun to read, Bill! Title gives us the candy bar as well as much earned laughs about your inner self!