Squirrel Conversation
I heard a pair of squirrels
“Did you hear about Dolores?”
“Well, she went and laid her eggs in Rose’s nest again…”
“I don’t even know what to think at this point, it’s just sad, to think that she cares that little about what might happen to her offspring.”
“I expect better. Choosing to be better is exactly that–a CHOICE.”
“I heard she might try to raise them as her own this time.”
“Sounds like guilt talking. Nothing will come of this but tragedy if you ask me.”
“What?”
“Hey! No reason to be snotty with me, I thought we were just talking here.”
“Alright, consider this the last time I say SHIT to you about what goes on in OUR neighborhood!”
“I swear, we can’t go anywhere these days without being gawked at, chased away, or run over. Let’s get out of here.”
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Love it!
This is absolutely hilarious!
You had me hooked at “a rather pernicious cowbird.”
Wonderful satire.