Clean laundry from the heaping two-week old pile finally got put away today
    Take a bow
My bed is now clothing-rid and empty, ready for some hot and heavy, spicy play
    Take me now

Went out to find someone for the night, but they had an awful smell
    Take a mint
Tried to leave the conversation, but my exit didn’t go over well
    Take a hint

Travelled to the next bar, and approached another cutie with a bod
    Take my name
But their equally sexy partner returned, shooing me away with a single nod
    Take the blame

Back alone in my apartment with stomach pains from anxiety
    Take a shit
Guess we’ll just relax at home with a bong and a cup of tea
    Take a hit

There’s no need to rush to find someone to eat me out for lunch
   Take my time
This poem is ridiculously stupid and should end just as such
    Take a rhyme