From ancient use we know
These names of assembly:

A clowder of kittens,
A murder of crows,
A skulk of foxes,
An ambush of tigers,
A charm of goldfinches,
A wisdom of wombats,
A lamentation of swans. 

Now we need new ones,
To meet the altered times. 

A muffle of mask-wearers,
A chap of hand-washers,
A pantomime of social distancers,
A scurry of grocery shoppers,
A pining of quarantiners, 
A graticule of Zoom participants,
A mendacity of politicians.