I remember the first time I pulled on a pair of thigh high boots 
And couldn’t zip them up my calves 
I remember the first time I wore a cute crop top T-shirt
And felt my fingers wishing for abs
I remember the first time I tried on stretchy leggings
And couldn’t hide my widening hips
I remember the first time I wore a tiny bikini
And my butt had cellulital dips 
 
But I also remember the first time I asked
And someone actually told the truth 
That all of the cosmetic procedures 
Wouldn’t bottle up your youth
Dye your hair if you care
But if it’s gray?
Don’t despair
For though we worry as we age
If we’ll maintain our appearance or won’t 
Remember: All bodies have expiration dates 
But personalities don’t