The Bored’s Prayer
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What I Work On Instead Of Sleeping
Our fodder, you are tin(sel) heaven
Hollywood be thy name.
Thy King Kong come
Thy reel be done
Unerred, as is VanHalen.
Give us this day
Our aching head
And forgive us our deads
As we forgive our deaders.
Lead us not into sensation
But deliver us from sequels
For thine is the kin-dom
And the pairs
And the gory forever.
Ahem.
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Funniest poem I’ve read in ages. Hilarious & witty.
I agree with Kevin. This is gold!
Thy King Kong come
Thy reel be done
Unerred, as is VanHalen.
I reeeeeeeeeally don’t know what to do with this:
Lead us not into sensation
But deliver us from sequels
For thine is the kin-dom
And the pairs.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Unerred, as is Van Halen! hahahaha Thank you for the easy funny rhymes this morning!
Fun, irreverent humor.
great word play, like yours better than original
Hahahaha!
Love this.
Lol!
Lead us not into sensation
But deliver us from sequels
For thine is the kin-dom
And the pairs
And the gory forever.
Totally agree with Kevin Nance here!!
Thank you all!
Amen! Love it and how it keeps rhythm of the Lord’s Prayer. Fun fun fun! Poems need to have more fun like this!