The Easiest Way to Induce Manic Laughter is a Power Outage
5:31, Report Loss of Power
Steaming, store-bought ravioli is great and all, but what I really crave is a vanilla
protein shake from the fridge, which I can’t open because the cold air will escape,
cold air that has risen exponentially in value since the kitchen lights slipped
into a narcoleptic episode and the speaker’s music developed a wicked
case of strep throat.
6:22, 98 Households Affected
I pick through crusty candy
at the bottom of my hoard, a package of sour Halloween Trollis,
a plastic light bulb filled with M&Ms, a broken piece of a stale Rice Krispy treat
because I’m suddenly craving everything I can’t have: luscious lemon yogurt,
soft honey wheat, smoky gouda.
7:17, No Visible Progress
Silence won’t respond to my noise complaints,
and I can’t concentrate enough to read. I resort to playing pictionary and hangman
on mismatched notecards with my sister. Our own foolishness
is the funniest thing we can think of, and we howl like sleep-deprived
lunatics.
7:59, Expect Electricity Soon
There’s little else to do besides stare out my basement window
at the flowers wobbling like bar-hoppers stumbling home
after a long night. I tumble to the floor, cackling as my mother somersaults
across kitty-littered carpet. The room is cool, but we have succumbed to mania.
I’m still salivating for that protein shake, but we’re still laughing.
It could be worse.
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Excellent description of coping.
Thank you so much! It’s funny how a simple power outage can trigger such longing and giddiness all at once.😂
Love these vignettes! They’re simple, but capture the waiting perfectly. And “Silence won’t respond to my noise complaints” made me smile.
Thank you! I’m glad; I’m not often a comedian, but I thought that was a funny line.🙃