The Easiest Way to Induce Manic Laughter is a Power Outage
5:31, Report Loss of Power
Steaming, store-bought ravioli is great and all, but what I really crave is a vanilla
protein shake from the fridge, which I can’t open because the cold air will escape,
cold air that has risen exponentially in value since the kitchen lights slipped
into a narcoleptic episode and the speaker’s music developed a wicked
case of strep throat.
6:22, 98 Households Affected
I pick through crusty candy
at the bottom of my hoard, a package of sour Halloween Trollis,
a plastic light bulb filled with M&Ms, a broken piece of a stale Rice Krispy treat
because I’m suddenly craving everything I can’t have: luscious lemon yogurt,
soft honey wheat, smoky gouda.
7:17, No Visible Progress
Silence won’t respond to my noise complaints,
and I can’t concentrate enough to read. I resort to playing pictionary and hangman
on mismatched notecards with my sister. Our own foolishness
is the funniest thing we can think of, and we howl like sleep-deprived
lunatics.
7:59, Expect Electricity Soon
There’s little else to do besides stare out my basement window
at the flowers wobbling like bar-hoppers stumbling home
after a long night. I tumble to the floor, cackling as my mother somersaults
across kitty-littered carpet. The room is cool, but we have succumbed to mania.
I’m still salivating for that protein shake, but we’re still laughing.
It could be worse.
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Excellent description of coping.
Thank you so much! It’s funny how a simple power outage can trigger such longing and giddiness all at once.?
Love these vignettes! They’re simple, but capture the waiting perfectly. And “Silence won’t respond to my noise complaints” made me smile.
Thank you! I’m glad; I’m not often a comedian, but I thought that was a funny line.?