The prize worth waiting for
Welcome to middle age!
We have some amazing prizes for you, just for playing!
Let’s take a look at what the next 10 years have in store……
Behind door number one is an invisibility cloak.
It’s so effective you won’t even know you’re wearing it, but you’ll know it’s working because you won’t be seen by your teenagers or anyone of the opposite sex!
And what’s behind door number two?
Door number two is an amazing two-fer!
20 lbs you won’t be able to get rid of, AND an existential crisis about who will be there to help take care of you when you’re 90!
Is that all? NO WAY!
We can’t PAUSE here because showcased behind door number three is the hormone spiral!.
This package comes complete with night sweats, unlimited tears that appear out of no where, and A NEW BEARD!!!!
But I have to tell you, door number four has THE BEST PRIZE EVER.
This package is worth waiting for and you will cherish it.
Behind door number four is
a
box of……….
UNLIMITED FLYING FUCKS that you don’t have to give to anyone. EVER. Take them, leave them, it’s up to you! You’ve earned them.
ENJOY
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😂😂😂
Okay, I laughed heartily through this one 👏
😁 thank you!
This is great. You pretty much nailed it.
Thanks!
Behold my field of fucks O bird, for it is barren! 🤣🤣🤣 great poem LB.
😂 thanks Manny