I.
God definitely smokes weed in Heaven.
“With how stressed he is? He probably lights up.”
He adds Bob Marley to this dubious cloud –
I mean crowd – for good measure.

II.
A real question of a questionable nature:
“Why do we give back to the homeless if they don’t got nothin’ to lose?”

III.
It’s funny that the only girl in class
actually tries to learn something.
“It’s Summer School; you’re not here to learn – you’re here to work.”