I didn’t have tax fraud ending
a friendship on my bingo card.

Could you just call I-75 instead?
That would complete my line
and I could follow it to your house,
or god forbid you follow it to mine.

I’ve got rosemary growing in the back
to make the gin go down smooth.
I know you’ve already got one going.

Then you could tell me how you got caught
and I can tell you how not to get caught
y’know, in the future.