Tipp’n
Tipp’n
They be tripp’n
It’s out of hand
I don’t get it, man
Tipp’n is given
For service above and beyond
I order food on an app
Picked it up at the counter
Screen screams
10%
15%
20%
No Tip
It stares me down
Like a gunman in an old western
Daring me not to tip and walk away
I grab my food
Run for the door
Never look back
Safe in my car
I exhale
They got me tripp’n
With all this tipp’n
I ordered the food
Paid for it
Picked it up
Why am I tripp’n
Over not tipp’n
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I love this–so well crafted–you captured it!
It stares me down
Like a gunman in an old western
Daring me not to tip and walk away
Good point! Why tip for that?
Yep!
“I ordered the food
Paid for it
Picked it up
Why am I tripp’n
Over not tipp’n”