Bae, I’ll play my GREAT BLANK VODKA KAZOO
while you TOWEL off all that sweet GHOST FROST.
Don’t QUAIL – GRASP and TRACE the CRANE as you sit
in SHADE and WASTE my PASTE, TASTE my wicked  

PLAID. QUOTE, OFTEN, TOWER BOXER COMET,
that failed lover who should have picked COVET!
TODAY, this handsome DRAKE will BRAID GRAND tales
ABOUT his WORSE ROVER, his RODEO  

HORSE tireless in its QUEST to be your GUEST.
Dear, what is your IRATE TANGO ABOUT?
I TRUCK troth without lie’s TRACE, pen love’s TRACT.
My TRADE is RIDER, muff DIVER/DINER,  

a QUIET TOTAL STRAY, STRAP-STRAW-sucking
love from the milkshake of your Wordle heart.  

*June 19-30, 2023