It would have took a lazy teacher
to give him satisfactory in socialization skills.
Old timers used to call guys
like him dickheads, and not in an offhand way,
but hateful, from the gut, like a bullet.
They would say it under their breath
since he was the boss’s son, and then the old man died.

His brother still calls him that
and he means it just like everyone else
when he says it, but he doesn’t whisper.

So you know…too much money,
nothing to do,
ruining good women for other men.

It’s a shame he never got
religion before he killed that
little girl driving drunk
at ten in the morning.

His daughter wishes he was dead in the wreck.
His own son won’t sign his visitor’s list,
and he stands to inherit the dickhead’s
money, after his wife commited suicide,
if there’s any left after
the wrongful killing lawsuit.
What a family. It takes all kinds I guess.

I’ll bet Jesus is hiding from him in prison.
I’ll bet Jesus doesn’t want to listen.