My nun professor once started class with seventeen obscenities
then cautioned, If you can not or will not say any of these unholies with confidence,
you will never be a good interpreter. Practice saying them while vacuuming
until you can hear yourself over the vacuum.
Eighty-nine minutes left to curse like Chloë Grace Moretz in two languages

Since it’s Pentecost Sunday my bottom was in a pew this morning
since it’s summer in KY my butt mowed the backyard this afternoon
that triple black diamond and those tongues of fire
licked me up one side and down the other
I’m a good Christian and even better interpreter