Suddenly,
Taylor Swift
appears
in my Facebook feed            

                10x as often
as my friends.                       

                              She is not
my friend.            

                We are not even
distant acquaintances.              

                And how
can she appear
so (seemingly) physically
unchanged                  

                                           while holding a newborn

and standing next to her handsome
famous husband         

                                                            radiantly

smiling
as if she were promoting
a tooth whitening
formula?                                    

                             Most of us
still appear pregnant            
               long
after giving birth, bags       
         
            under our eyes
and oily hair.            

                    We haven’t bathed
in weeks          
and could use a shot        

                              of Angel’s Envy.            

             Frankly,
we haven’t slept
since month four of our pregnancy.

The first three months we
were puking,                  

                               and where
is our fucking handsome husband?