I received a plain envelope in the mail today 
It contained a letter and a plane ticket
It said be a dear and meet me at the airport in an hour
I will be the male wearing the tie-dye shirt   

Dare I go 
I’m no fool
But full of curiosity

Will I be prey
Like a deer in headlights
Ending up as meat on somebody’s plate

I knew it was a bad idea

But here I sit in my new dress  
One eye closed
The other keeping watch
As I pray

Please don’t let me die