Can you imagine a chicken’s beak just
Slamming through your skull
Like a cannonball through an old wooden hull?
Well there’s people who know science
That say that’s how it was
When dinosaurs were a walking on this Earth.
Well Lord knows I love chicken
And he knows they don’t like me
But they’re too small to be very scary.
But if they were 10 feet tall
Or even 7 feet
What danger they would pose for you and me!
But humans are real smart
And humans all got guns
So if dinosaurs came back
We’d all be eating some!
Golden brown dino chicken nuggets.
It’s the biggest boot that I have ever seen!
And the circles are so massive
And the rectangles are huge
And it’s guaranteed to be tasty and clean!
It’s gooder than hell, and it’s cooked so well,
It would satisfy the Queen.
Dino nuggets are the best for you and me.
But what if they’re all wrong
And dinos are big lizards
It ain’t no problem, cause you know what they all say
Snakes and Alligators
Taste kind of like chicken
If you ask me it’s a party either way!
Golden brown dino chicken nuggets.
It’s the biggest boot that I have ever seen!
And the circles are so massive
And the rectangles are huge
And it’s guaranteed to be tasty and clean!
It’s gooder than hell, and it’s cooked so well,
It would satisfy the Queen.
Dino nuggets are the best for you and me.