Mercury (Theoretically) Moves Forward
Concerned, as I am, with constellations and bodies,
and aligned with my recent obsession with forward motion,
I googled
the opposite of retrograde–
tripped, stumbled, collapsed face first
on a post on a board where someone discussed
a discussion of the opposite of retromingent,
(which is not a word, I’m quite certain, but
they said, postulating, was the act of urinating
backwards). But what is the opposite
they queried, because, clearly,
urinating
in a right and proper direction
was of their utmost and imperative
concern.
Discussion followed,
as such things follow, online, never once questioning
why on earth, or any other planet (though the question
of comparable gravities might, I assume, lift another
concern (and the molecules, at that, of any liquid, let alone
a body’s golden secretion)) a person might need
to use such a word in polite (or any other) conversation,
but necessity is, after all, the mother of excretion, be it
science or language
or stupidity.
Some replies began to trickle, others pooled,
experts in their fields (again, I am sure, because: Internet)
of anatomy,
astronomy,
linguistic archeology
(assuming)
and any other
random -ologies
til the joint cerebral spatters seemed, more or less, to accrete
near or within the prefixes pro- vs. anterio- and
I feel it incumbent to say: Anteriomingent does, in fact,
deposit a finer taste on the tongue, as it were, but
I decided to close my eyes,
walk out and away,
make a hasty exit
moving forward
with prograde.
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love the double duty served by the random spacing of experts, not to mention the hilarity
Hehe thank you, Gaby!
It was also an attempt to create some spatter 😂
What…did I just read?
I mean it’s brilliant, and hilarious, and it’s progression is perfect! This poem is an experience, and I applaud you for it!
Also, really enjoy how you ended with prograde.
Also also, I’d like to cast my vote for this poem to be the reprsentation of you in the next anthology 😂 Oh, to hear you read this aloud!
Noooooo 😂. Please no, Ms. Hansel! 😂
But we’ll see about a reading. Would’ve been perfect for the Holler crowd!
Thank you, sir 😂. When I wrote, I muttered about the same: “What did I even just write??”
A truly laugh out loud poem *gushing* with true wit (hehe)
😂 Good!! Wanted to elicit a few smirks if not giggles 😂
Thank you, ma’am!
P.S. I see what you did there 😉
a real study
in pisserology
😂😂😂
You win the internet today, sir!
i was gonna say–
like piss inna
beautiful puddle
…
Read The Time of Our Singing by Richard Powers
On it!! Thank you for your read!
let me know what you think
Loved this…pokes fun of not taking ourselves too seriously!
💙 something I had been doing of late! This was my reminder as well! Thank you, Linda!
Very intricate and tasty! Love the aside within the aside. You have an offbeat brain that is alluring!
Oh, the internet wormholes we find ourselves in! This poem is weird & funny & a little gross. Love it!
The layers this poem explores are fantastic. The wit– unparalleled. Thank you for sharing this with us! It was a joy to read. May we all be so lucky to move “forward with prograde.” Yes!