Idiot Box
My dad still talks about the time my mom
called our first color TV “the idiot box,”
and smashed it with a hammer.
My therapist helps me see that Mom
envied the TV because she wanted
to be the center of attention.
People with personality disorders get stuck
emotionally at age two or three, my therapist says,
and you don’t let a crazy person control you
any more than you’d give in to a toddler’s tantrums,
which reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode
I saw on that old idiot box:
Little Anthony develops god-like powers
but behaves like a devil. He can read
minds so when he makes and kills
a three-headed guinea pig, everyone has to say,
“That’s real good. It’s real good you done that.”
When Anthony wishes his playmates away
into a cornfield, everyone left says “Good,
real good.” When he sets a man on fire,
“It’s a real good thing, a real good thing.”
But then Dan Hollis drinks some whiskey, sings
“Happy Birthday” to himself, stealing Anthony’s
thunder, and Anthony turns him into a jack-in-the-box,
and “It’s good. It’s real good you done that.”
Surely Dan Hollis felt boxed in long before that,
and maybe it felt good to spring out of the box.
That same year, in school, we made clay pots,
and when I got sent to the principal for smashing mine,
I said I made it and should be allowed to break it.
I think of my sisters and myself as clay pots
that my mom made, and broke, and glued
back together and shelved to take down
when she felt lonely for playmates, and I drink
in my therapist’s words like whiskey from a jar,
and Banish me to the cornfield, Anthony,
if you must. I’ve got to get out of this box.
20 thoughts on "Idiot Box"
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Such expert weaving of threads in this, Tom. That you worked in the terror of Little Anthony and tie it to Mother is a wonder.
Thanks for reading, Bill.
This poem is effective in capturing the damage done by a parent with a personality disorder. So sorry you had to endure that!
Thanks for the sympathetic read. I’ve needed to write about this for decades abd sm finally tackling it(or trying to).
Wow, what fascinating connections this makes. The subtext of the speaker’s pain is always just under the surface, making the whole thing tense, like we are turning the crank of a jack-in -the-box.
Thanks for the close reading!
Very well done metaphor and story of mental illness and its affect on people.
Thanks Libda!
Well done, Tom. Such surprising spinning from the idiot box (like the jack-in-the-box) and returning to the box.
Thanks Nettie!
Powerful narrative and a strong voice–one which will not be broken.
Thank you!
What a finely-woven unique piece of cloth this poem is. All the colors of pain and pleasure and Rod Serling. The punch of “and Banish me to the cornfield, Anthony,”
Thanks for reading and commenting!
Masterfully crafted piece!
I appreciate you, Shawn.
Wow. The threads that weave through with the tv box to envy and disorder to the Twilight Zone to the song and school and siblings all build until-Yes! You’ve “got to get out of this box” !! (Wonderful poem!)
Thanks Michele!
I love it!
Thanks Wayne!