Isn’t it funny conservatives save nothing
Own a big house nobody’s in 
Drive a big car to check out the jobsite
To build some big houses nobody’s in

And they’re doing all this while they’re waving our flag
Talking ’bout taxes, talking ’bout war
But the Chinese make the shoes to save 2 bucks a unit
Can’t grow our own sugar
Can’t forge our own steel

Isn’t it funny liberals hate freedom
Make another law to protect me from us
Blame some concept for the evils men do
Lie to me daily to gain my trust

And they’re doing all this while they’re waving our flag
Their leaders don’t lead – they cheat and they charm
But the people still starve ’cause they can’t read the menu
While they’re licking the boots of the pigs on the farm

And they’re doing all this while they’re waving our flag
‘Cause the flag means nothing to the almighty green
The green wins elections
We believe what they tell us
We’ll buy what they sell us
Until it’s all gone

Isn’t it funny?