good morning, how are you, how have you been
well doc, there’s this weird thing right here on my skin
I know I have a habit of assuming the worst
but can you confirm I’m not under some curse?

it’s just that this rash only shows up sometimes
often when I’ve stepped a toe out of line
and this here on my finger, could it be an ulcer
of course I have not been picking, my good sir

I checked with The Internet and they said I’m dying
but could you take a sample to test if I’m fine?
you tell me I have nothing to worry about
so I move on and begin some light research on gout.