(After watching Cooking YouTuber Ethan Chlebowski)

Among twenty temptations

to parody Walkace Stevens,
I’ll keep this short and juicy:
 
Cube cucumber for the salad 
that goes with salmon.
 
Slice a large tomato–
a quarter beef patty-wide– 
to perfect the buttered 
English muffin sandwich.
 
Try new methods, uncover truths:
Technically, those two above are fruits.