The fly did its swan dives and pirouettes
All the while bewitching with its little kazoo
And I sat there basted in sweat and hating its guts  

Perhaps because I never had the stick-to-itiveness
To learn a musical instrument
And on the dance floor I’m burdened  

With two left feet, or perhaps because I knew
If I smelled it close it would
Smell like death or I realized  

It would always win a tickle fight.
I found myself clapping for it nonetheless.
I have wasted my life.