work out my growing pains?  
Would I ever be as funny as Carol Burnett, 
as slick as Barbara Feldman?  
Could I possibly bewitch a man as Barbara Eden  
or nose-twitching Elizabeth Montgomery did?  
Stride onstage as pert a woman as Marlo Thomas  
or as hard-working as Mary Tyler Moore?  
Sure, suspending disbelief is all part of the game  
in sitcom-land, but what do you think?  
Have we really come a long way, baby?