American History XO
Abe Lincoln in a rainbow
jumpsuit playing Richard Simmons’
dance-in
Harriet Tubman as a pilot
of her own airplane
Thomas Jefferson as a freedom fighter
Thomas Paine as a faith healer
Nancy & Ronald Reagan
as a friendly couple
of druggies
Walt Whitman as a hedge
fund manager
George W. Bush as a Rhodes Scholar
Martin Luther King Jr. as a mime
Christopher Columbus as a scared boy
with the courage to admit
he’s lost