walmart adventures
aren’t all that fun

tasked with walking by the candle isle
without stopping to smell ’em all

after that skipping the guy talking to himself
in the canned foods section

resist the ice cream and frozen waffles
to get them at the end of course

pick up the milk 
and head back

get distracted by the clearance section
add the 4$ poncho to the cart

find the sister that ran off to the toy area
tell her no, she can’t have the big barbie doll house

circle back and get the gallon ice cream
it should last a week but no it’ll be gone by morning 

run into an old family friend 
spend an hour talking to them

head to checkout 
get to the car but realize the ice cream melted

head home anyway 
because walmart adventures aren’t all that fun