“Have you seen that one joke 
so funny
oh don’t leave me
please find comfort in me
i will tear myself up 
anything to make you stay
you enjoy my loyalty
so you stay until I’m but pieces 
then you leave-

laugh with me
please just chuckle
find my misery amusing 
let the humor make your day
let me find meaning in nurturing you
until I collapse
or until you abandon me
whichever comes first.”