A Bad Day For Trash Cans
Yesterday the driver in my neighborhood
(Rest his soul)
(I don’t think he’s dead but I do think he’s restless)
Picked up the cans with that hook arm
and threw them up to vomit their innards
then threw them down to think about what they’d done.
They lay there in a row of regret
while I looked on from the window, helpless and
feeling about the same – awakened at 2:30
by restless children with sore throats and having my turn.
Between the coughing and complaining
I spent the day flopping between distractions –
ordering food delivery, flipping incessant laundry,
inhaling videos of cake decorating,
rug cleaning and card readers who kept saying
someone is coming for you and My God, I thought,
I hope it’s not the trash man; I’ve been through enough.
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Sinister yet hilarious! Or is it hilarious yet sinister?
I’ll take either one lol
Agree with Kevin- both hilarious and sinister and a snapshot of reality!
Title drew me in! Still laughing! Well done.
Shew! I love the tongue firmly in cheek aside “(I don’t think he’s dead but I do think he’s restless)” 🤣
Beware of the hook arm! LOL
inhaling videos of cake decorating!!!