An Impish Epistle of Ptarmigan Trowe (of the load-bearing Ptarmigans, born of a sunken cork)
Old Ptarmigan says to me, “Strange—”
the crepitant squeal of a bloated boiler
shuffling crushed up Tums up
wheezing seams and rivets
run raw with sweat and conviction—
“The moods we muddle or mell of the
meddlesome tongues preposterous songsters stir
and prickle round girded ribs and spatchcocked sternums,
breastbones svelte as the gibbering wishbone
stripped from a chortling hen, coquettish and
comely, unbroken, cracked on the feckless faerie’s face
to pick at some scowling eye—” he dipped his beak
in a verdigrised thimble, nursing at nettles distended
in dew and duckweed, and offered a plangent wince
with a wall-eyed peridot dewy and garbled, heavied,
“to tune that disgruntled trace of a smirk.”
Then Ptarmigan slopped those lilies aligned upon
cat’s-pawed scowls of a muttering crick,
wan lilies, greened by the brush-sieved sun,
left lined to leer like a foreign phrase
embossed in red above brambling barbwire.
“Preposterous songsters,” rolled as a robin barks,
“ill-perched upon straggling thorns enshrined
in a litter of sensuous locust flowers
flexed to a fretted and threatening furor or
fanned round flinching fans of fragrant ginkgoes
sucked to a puckering gold—”
He threaded his feathery feelers through
a bedraggled coif of quills and sprigs
grown glaucous, gizzardly, shriveled
and shy—
“And your smile’s stiffer
than pinions poised upon pampering breezes, updrafts
shyly spit from a diffident storm cloud ever unsure of its shape, and the
piling sapphire buffed to a powdery silver
nettles and pecks an arrested, reckless ken,
sows gobs of groaning roe amid flexible flesh
fresh-furrowed and scratched to a scowl.
“And the golden world, in its wistful wisdom
warped to a sinuous flange of sumac,
bids its jonquils generous spans
to crane above giggling halberds,
green as that comely cat mint
(dark as the morning who’d suckled a barrel of arils
around its chipping lips);
those jonquils born of the briny germ,
the squealing weal of gulls and terns and
sanderlings shooed from a slavering tide;
the sea spit squeezed from a peafowl prised
from the pride of its peerless fan
by an echoing reprimand
unfounded, floundering
free as the starlings’ symphonies,
free as the frenzy fanned in a charring theatre.
“The sun’s encased in a quailing caul,
some omen snapping a smile straight
as the cat nip’s crazed and abrading chatter
entices eyes disguised in grass.
The burp of a wasted worm I slopped
upon seventy seeds of unfounded flowers
maybe had sickened me, maybe
had twisted the senses wild and lithe as ivy.
Or was it the doleful croon a bassooning rock dove
sews round brambling boughs and
louring wires cruelly shaven spruces splint,
charred legs of a scrunched-up spider’s stilted fist
unhinged, incensed, compelled
to spool, as an assuming garland,
lamp wick tinsel, tarmac taffeta
teased to but comely, languorous tresses
racked up a reticent cello’s neck
(that longs for the coaxing stroke of some
brazen bow restored to a finger of rosewood);
“garland tamed and hanged in the
deathly decorum of tight-lipped wights
washed up with the bilious foam of dyspeptic tides
uneasily worming and burbling over the hip of a trash-studded shoreline;
veins of garland honoring shinnying shadows shelled
by a stammering street lamp;
veins of a blushing bulb that roll with the withering prickle
of brusque and dismissive winds,
grown glaring and garish with crystalline tendrils,
finicky mucus seized of a hundred sundry sneezes silenced—
“pit as a pearl.”
Then Ptarmigan, dribbling nettles and dew
and duck weed down his beak blown brash
as a bulletshell cocked at a clockwork star,
his eyes rolled over embrangling branches
cloaking a scowling canopy,
lurid as matcha clung at a moth-eaten lambrequin,
green as an ensign’s first crusade.
The faerie figured him practically drowning,
nettles and such ensnaring his gurgling beak
and breast as an ascot wrested fresh from a splintering gibbet.
His body ceased to pulse in affected stillness,
possums plopped in a pothole,
spiders splayed across silken ribs that
days ago sloughed their petals of nacreous glass
and blenched to a delicate shrillness. “Now,”
the Ptarmigan’s engine turned with the thump of thwarted stock,
“the canopy seems a repurposed gallows,
green as the tumbling fledgling flung from a
darkly sharpened scarp or a staggering bluff
resplendent as icicles, snagged
about breakneck boughs of a maple whose
shadow some skulking storm has softened;
its bark as obsidian seized in sere and tumultuous
crests, some meddlesome siren’s wry meringue,
the restive tang of a prickling epic inflamed and
stiff as the stern and fang-sharp shadows of street lamps.
“The chill of impending tears that tickle
cerulean glims to a rasping jasper
crawl and claw up a crimping beak
as flesh left stippled from feathers threshed
by a painful, pulsing, pregnant pause
grows cold as a wave-lapped wishbone ripped
from those jigs you dangle through delicate ice.
“And you’re thinking, my! what feathers threshed,
what quills uncurled! what will’s compelled
and pealed from a thrashing chrysalis
floundering lithe as a strangled fish
across searing quays in stridulous mimicry,
braying, My! what feathers threshed! and etc.
“You’re the malingering chaff an articulate quern assays
and casts in deep and disquieting cracks of a tortuous workshop.
You’re that shrillest husk of a doll that’s resolved from
doubling nubbly corn husks over and under an undulous knot—
this molten pearl of a pitying engine lapping up
stop-leak brusquely as cat’s claw curtains.
“And as pregnant germs of jonquils threaten to,
blot by blot, disturb the coif of your fresh-combed coat,
and you’re winnowing cruelest cryptids clawed
in the umbrous bellies of brambling leaves;
a basooning dove entoils each chortling leaf
with a silvered, sepulchral majesty,
summons each golden glint as a farrow of
fireflies roused from resolving dew
(as tadpoles squeeze from a scummy scab
some stone’s seduced to begrudgingly shoulder,
or as cantoring crackles of thin and ephemeral
music squirm from the fleeing sea foam)
“Look,” she says, the Ptarmigan’s beak like a rusted syringe,
a mosquito’s broken nose attempting to eskimo kiss an ant lion,
“I get it. You’re feeling weird. It’s fine.
And tomorrow, below but a new-shorn sky
split red as abandoned placenta, maybe
you’ll dredge from a different dream or
sift amid screeds of the sillier starlings
strewn in a county-wide call-and-respond
of Samuel Barber, Sullivan, Schubert,
Strauss, a more pleasant impression of flowers
picked and pinned to gussy-up moldy chestnuts.
Get me? Cool? Now shut the fuck up.”
And the old Ptarmigan, drunk as a pixie,
slumped in a pool of pernicious esteem
and bubbled, “The night is young, my darling.
Dare I dream it younger still?”
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This can be read over and over and each time a little more detail revealed. I feel like each read is another wash of developer revealing this short film image stolen from the life of some magical fairy creature and old ptarmigan. I enjoy feeling both character’s personalities come through. Genius as always! Thanks for making the reading of a poem into an entirely different activity than I’m used to. It is surreal, and yet feels like a perfectly natural scene, but also like something that happened several hundred years ago and I’m peering into it, trying to make sense of the slight disconnect that the large time gap has created.
Thank you so much! And again, I love your appreciation of this.
Sometimes these make me feel like Finnegan at his own wake. A bird you say, a bird worthy of so much epistle that would put Paul to shame. What a voluminous umbrella of words you put under your rainbow. And WHOA to the “bird’s beak like a rusted syringe, a mosquito’s broken nose attempting to Eskimo kiss an ant lion.”
Thank you so much! I was particular happy with that one.