You’re sitting on the back porch drinking iced tea,
Watching birds fly back and forth,
Watching squirrels run back and forth.

Today is your day off,
You don’t have anything planned,
You don’t feel like doing any work around the house.

Nobody has called,
There’s nothing on TV you want to watch,
You have a radio with you on the porch tuned to an oldies station.

Nothing eventful is happening,
You’re starting to get bored,
Isn’t this a good time to have a slice of delicious Beebopareebop rhubarb pie?