That Jacuzzi was a tub with a fancy foreign name
Cause I was just too dumb to turn the damn thing on.
As I soaked in that hot water, I loved it just the same.
And then I closed my eyes til consciousness was gone.

Soon I was in the ocean, with a captain and his kin
playing volleyball on a dusty wooden floor.
And the captain’s daughter spiked it and rattled my poor brain
sending me into unconsciousness once more.

I had tried not to get caught looking at the pretty girl,
Cause that old captain had a temper and a sword.
But now that I’m unconscious, well the captain scares me none,
And now I’m talking with the girl who had me floored.

I pleaded with the darling, “Honey, kiss me on the lips,
but please be careful not to wake me from this dream.”
As she did feeling came back slowly to my finger tips.
“Oh no, I fear that you have woken me, it seems!”

As I woke up on the floor, I found myself in her embrace.
The old captain wasn’t anywhere to be seen.
She kissed me once more as I gazed upon her pretty face,
I began to choke and I left that wondrous scene!

I coughed up warm bath water as I cried a couple tears,
“Why in the hell did I have to wake up today?”
I pushed my head back under, trying to go back to sleep.
Reality can ruin a man’s life that way.