Catastrophizing, or Instructions for Navigating a Halloween Haunted House
First, it’s okay to be scared.
You can do nothing to stop
your synapses crackling,
the gasped inhalation
from the glint of a blade,
the scream so close
its breath warms your ear,
the ghoul in mud-caked rags—
a mouth of yellow, broken canines—
moaning as it shambles near.
They are part of the show.
They’re what you get
for the price of admission.
So you must learn not to thrash
at them. Not to shriek and flee
blindly toward some other door.
Don’t clutch your heart at one
scare so long you aren’t ready
for the next. And most of all
don’t conjure some horror
beyond your eyes—paralyze
yourself with terrors unseen.
Let the fear wash over you;
it only means you’re human.
Then take the next step.
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good advise
good poem
Thank you very much, Jim!
Lots of pointers for life here, not just haunted houses.
I hope so. Thanks!
I love the measured and instructional tone of this poem. It starts off perfectly, and then the conclusion is a great way to end the piece on a thoughtful forward
Thanks so much, Shaun! I’ve done a couple of pieces in this tone and like it.
So true:
don’t conjure some horror
beyond your eyes—paralyze
yourself with terrors unseen.
Something I have to remind myself about 10 times a day.