Changing My Religion
These days, I really shield my skin
from the sun. When I do yard work,
it’s 60 SPF sunscreen on my face,
a floppy straw hat,
long-sleeved shirt, long pants,
gardening gloves. I laugh
at how much I now resemble
my mother’s cousin, Louisa,
from the Mennonite side
of the family. True to their beliefs,
she wore plain black, ankle-length
dresses (probably homemade),
black laced up boots,
and a sun bonnet tied
under her chin. Witch-like,
in my imagination, even though
she would smile and joke
with my mom as we strolled
down the rows of her neatly tended
garden, picking out perfect
green beans or asparagus
or canteloupe or strawberries.
Still, I felt thankful
our side of the family was
Methodist. Mom wasn’t about to hide
her light under a bushel. She wore
bright, flower-print sundresses,
a string of pearls at her neck,
pearl clip-on earrings,
and red lipstick. As a kid,
that choice couldn’t have been
more clear to me.
Seems the devil was in the flash.
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Love the vivid details and lightly ironic title.
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Love the irony!
Still, I felt thankful
our side of the family was
Methodist.
I loved this one, especially as a Methodist-ish.
Thanks, everyone, for the feedback!!
Nicely told tale Kathleen. First time I’ve ever heard anybody say they wear thankful to be a Methodist! So, how does a family have a Mennonite side? Sounds like somebody married in or married out, unusual either way.
My grandmother’s side of the family were all either Mennonite or Apostolic Christian. My dad’s family was Methodist. Mom took my dad’s name, as well as his religious affiliation.
That last line, terrific!
Really enjoyed it. You had so many sharp details that I feel like I’ve read a short story!