Chopped Tongue Salad
Used a molar to take a nice slice
out of my tongue the other day.
While eating salad,
of all things.
Proved what I’d expected
for a long time:
That salad is dangerous.
That’s why I never
touch the stuff.
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Exactly that.
Funny.