A reporter,
Coming across the NPR airwaves, 
And speaking with just as much confidence
as when I say:

Albrecht Dürer in German,
Jacobin and Girondin in French,
Brunelleschi and Boticelli in Italian,
Or Guangzhou and the Empress Dowager Cixi  in Chinese,

Announced an upcoming story about the Key-Yoga River in Ohio.

And I felt better,
Knowing that even people on NPR,
Don’t know everything.