deipnosophist deficit

the family sat around
the well-set dinner table
every evening
erect
shoulders back
elbows tucked
forks held correctly
in the right hand
mouths closed while chewing
mouths closed unless spoken to
mouths closed
mouths closed
mouths closed
no wonder they never knew

FYI: (daip-NOS-uh-fist)   noun: One skilled at dinner-table conversation.