HE’S BACK AGAIN
IT’S THAT HORRIBLE DOG
THERE IS ANTS ON HIM
AND HE’S *REAL*
He SHOULDN’T BE
iiiiIIIIII DON’T LIKE IT DOGS DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT   THERE’S A CHEESE PLATE
AND A GLASS OF WINE ON HIM TIPPING AND SPILLING HE’S CRYING
BECAUSE HIS RED AND WHITE CHECKERS HAVE PURPLE ON HIM

HE IS A BAD DOG. HE SMELLS LIKE THE GROUND