We train hard
with little cruelties.  

Pathetic girl, what crappy shoes.
Hah- Good throw! Hit the cat.
What were you thinking idiot?
Noob! Git Gud!
Snapped branches & spray paint.
Whisper, shove, & trip.
Thousands of improvement opportunities,
honing life skills and best business practices.  

Diploma 18 comes. Hard work done.
You’ve earned your gun.