eHarmony
I sit patiently in my favorite restaurant
a comfortable booth
a glass of wine in the proper glass
amber light dimmed but not dark.
I watch the maître d straighten a bit
as she comes through the door.
He guides her to the booth decorously
her hand on his elbow as if blind.
And so she is blind, and so am I
at least to each other, at least until now.
As I stand to greet her
I try to suppress preconceived notions—
her runway walk in four inch stilettos
her perfectly round
where she should be round
her impossibly flat
where she should be flat.
I am dressed to best hide my paunch.
My head is shaved
to imply baldness is a choice.
We have not yet said a word
but she can see I am and ageing sailor
on the sea of heartbreak.
I am certain that, for all her beauty, has been dumped
probably for a younger woman
at least three years ago—
and in the interim, has suffered
through the worst, the best, the in-betweens
but has not yet clicked.
In the next ninety seconds
I will know and she will know
and we will each know that the other knows
if there is even a slightly plausible—
wobbly little—
chance in the known universe.
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Sorry for leaving out the word “she” in line 24, which should read: ” I am certain that she, for all her beauty…”
In a perfect world this poem would be on
e-harmony’s website. Bravo, brother.
Semi-dry slow motion first impression
My favorite lines are “she can see that I am an ageing sailor/on the sea of heartbreak.” I like it!
Honest and sympathetic portrait of the dating scene! You nailed it!
in relationships we’re all blind…..or better be
Blind is certainly helpful a lot of the time but for me, it has taken years, but for me the most important behavior is temporarily losing the power of speech. Miraculously things work out even if I don’t win every disagreement!
I once tried to write an essay about internet dating. You nailed in 30-40 lines what I couldn’t express in 3000 words. Nice work!
eHarmony turned me down when I tried to join
never would tell me why – Now I laugh..not then tho 🙁
Anne, surely you didn’t tell them you’re a poet. That would be automatic reject pile!