Do I need help with my ass I ask Do I
need to strengthen my glutes Yes I say
For as much as you end up falling
you need to be prepared so I cycle
against the rolling foot rests I bob up
and down and run in place and breathe
like the fat man exercising that I am
I breathe like a frustrated horse I
breathe like an old refrigerator
humming as it quivers and dies no
more cool no more ice just defrosting
meat just warm hisses and dripping
sweat my thighs burn my calves burn
my lungs lie down and weep themselves
to sleep Do I really need a stronger ass
I ask Stay upright for once and we’ll see I say