At approximately 7:15 this evening
I became human again.  

All day long my heart was held hostage
in an alien interdimensional spaceship.  

I barely remember those zany gray guys
and their large black almond-shaped eyes. 

I don’t know if they stole my sperm
or poked me in weird places.  

But no worries! I’m back! My breath
flows easy with the rhythm of a song.  

I can’t account for my missing hours
but at the end of the day who can?