Look at this fookin’ guy over here
Doofus dropped a doughnut on his desk
Now he’s ersatz Tony Montana
Fine China white powder all over
And a sheepish smile for all
Who pass by his “manse.”

(From J St. O, a postscript: The storm knocked out his inner-nyet connection last night, so he had to wait until this morn. He sheepishly submitted the above with humility and thankfullness. Prosit, all.)