Tis a comfort to know
If life runs out of thrills
You can easily pop a handful of pills.  

Tis a comfort to know
If you don’t wriggle loose
The spine will snap within the noose.  

Tis a comfort to know
With just a stab, slice, and twist
You can quickly open the veins in the wrist.  

Tis a comfort to know
If you take proper aim
A bullet will happily stake its claim.    

Tis a comfort to know
If you step from a roof
The law of gravity will show you proof.  

Tis a comfort to know
If must get out
The world always offers  an exit route.