Y’all are working too damn much.

I worked for six days, 13.8 billion years ago
and baby? My creative ass is still resting.

“Idle hands are the Devil’s workshop,” is some shit Solomon made up to take the heat off that whole baby halving thing.
 
“Cleanliness is next to Godliness,” comes from one of those buckle-hat assholes from The Crucible trying to shame an already exhausted wife.

Take it from me, (Hello, I’m God)
idle hands are your God-given right,
and restfullness is next to Godliness.

That’s a commandment, damnit.