Family Photo
I get itchy before a shoot —
the word itself is anxiety-provoking —
photographing families,
the responsibility of capturing them
at this moment in time —
a tangible memory they’ll turn to
in joy and in sorrow —
weighs heavily on my mind.
To calm my nerves, I go through
my kit: two camera bodies, lenses,
a dust blaster, memory cards,
flash trigger, two lights
and a bounce, all in a case
with wheels I pull behind me,
luggage-style, as if I were traveling
to someplace exotic,
the Mediterranean or Bali
and not, as it turns out, a postage stamp
of a backyard that reeks of dog shit
in a bad neighborhood,
with no shade from the overwhelming sun,
a father who hasn’t shaved and can’t believe
he’s giving up part of his Saturday for this,
a mother who’s so visibly over
their two small children behaving
like tyrants, her pockets emptied
of gummies and Goldfish,
that she can only muster a sarcastic grin
when I say, in my cheeriest lilt
the incantation to make it all better:
Okay, everyone … now smile.
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oh my God, the realism of stanza two made me laugh, especially after the set up
Ha! This is so real! I love the postage stamp of a backyard and the mother’s pockets being emptied of gummies and goldfish. The ending is perfect!
This fine poem captures why I never shoot weddings.
Although I did shoot Linda and Coleman’s wedding. Which was different because I worship them.
Agreed – so much easier when you know (and worship) the couple.
The feeling is mutual when it comes to Kevin. The secret is to only invite five of your favorite people at the last minute and pick a soulful officiant who has a big maple tree in her front yard. Oh, and live together for 25 years before you decide to get hitched.
PS. Bill. I always like and usually love your poems. I loved this one!
Sounds beautiful!
I loved the realism in this. Both your stress and the family’s unease. It was not what I expected.
Ha! A photographer piece.
Funny as mine was a DJ piece today.
Made me smile, man. Thank you.
Ha !!! You got me ….I smiled !
Loved the surprise of the poem, and that it was not what I expected from the title. Well done!
Ha I wish I could see this photo!
The way you built this- it couldn’t have been any other way. By the time you got to gummies and goldfish in the pockets I was smirking ear to ear. Actually, it was the dogshit.
It’s always the poop.
Bill, your poems are all gems. Whether laughter or tears, your work shines!
Thanks Sylvia, that’s very kind of you.
So cinematic and really funny
Great perception & humor
Such a great piece of your life as a photographer! Loved it!