Lotta things going down
gotta hold your mouth right
so they’ll stop/turn around
steer the battleship with your eyelashes  

Dodge a fistfight
Evade a nervous breakdown  

Be              

       for the sake       
       of friends in the psych ward          

       Balance when                               
                                         sharks          

                                                          circle                         

                                         the          
        paddleboard  

Your paddleboard
My paddleboard
Their paddleboard
It’s all the same paddleboard          

          That’s why we’re alarmed        
           when we hear sirens