i. You Are (By Executive Order)

now subject to
arrest if you don’t
capitalize
TRUMP in whatever context.

ii. Buy Low

Our most traded
commodity is
pure cognitive
dissonance, and stocks are high.

iii. 124 Executive Orders (in)

many less days
after he retook
office again.
Constitutional crisis.

iv. Tap Dancing Trumpites

These sycophants 
think they’ll be riding
velvet coattails
of emperor with no clothes.

v. The True Gulf (of) 

America
is not on a map 
since they’re burning 
more crosses, books, and bridges.